My hoohah is broken!?!?

That's right...we're talking about hoohahs (aka vaginas).

I'll start from the beginning. My husband and I have been together 4 years. We have also been having unprotected sex for 4 years.

We have no babies.

The problem with this is that for couples having regular unprotected sex, pregnancy should come sometime in a year. After that, it's considered infertility.

And we've gone 4............
See the problem?

So a month ago while seeing my new girly doctor, who is also an RE (a reproductive endocrinologist aka a fertility specialist) I told him about being worried because it's been so long. He told me out loud the thing I knew all along but wouldn't dare say. Infertility. My hoohah is broken. Not able to do on its own the one thing it's made for. I cried the rest of the day. 

Fast forward a week to my sweet hubby's SA (sperm analysis). His results come back borderline and they want to do another test.      Are You Fucking Kidding Me!! 

Fast forward to later in the week, my first test. A progesterone test the 21st day of my cycle to see if I ovulated. My results come back borderline and they want to test again the next cycle.         
                                                Are You Fucking Kidding Me!!


Yesterday I got my next test done and it showed I DID ovulate this month. (At least my hoohah can do one thing right) and tomorrow we'll turn in my husbands new SA and find out how that goes.

I'll let y'all know ASAP!



Mrs. Jones